Juicy Marbles

Juicy Marbles Baby Ribs

In 2023, they released the world’s first plant-based ribs with a bone. Thousands of home cooks raved about them and/or commented with emphatic praise. But the message was clear: they wanted a recipe with no thickeners or binders, more essential micronutrients, and the same unmistakable Juicy™️ flavor.

Brothers and sisters, we present to you: Baby Ribs! A compact, updated version of our succulent, bone-in ribs – made with the cleanest, most nutrient-rich recipe to ever leave the Juicy Marbles Surreal Kitchen – and with even more soulful flavor and texture.

Eat well, my friends.

Recipe suggestion - Tamarind-Raspberry Glaze

But how?

Marbles meats aren’t lab-grown, 3D-printed, or made from questionable chemicals. They simply harness the energy of a big-hearted grandma with an uncanny knowledge of physics and an innate desire to nourish all living beings. She has fluffy purple hair. She’s small, but mighty.

She wants you to enjoy your food and be healthy. And you know, Grandma doesn’t bring that 80s health food vibe that tasted like the color beige had somehow become safe for human consumption. No, no. She brings the freaking house down. How she makes you feel so cozy and so damn well-fed at the same time is beyond mere mortals.

For the love of primal pleasures.

When it comes to food, our humanity is on full display. Whether we’re feeding our children or throwing down at a rager of a dinner party with our sanely insane friends – our most primal nature is revealed in all its glory.

Once consumed, food quite literally becomes a part of us. If eating isn’t the holiest, most heartwarming ritual in our lives, I don’t know what is. With that in mind, we get asked all the time what our mission is.

Some days it feels like we’re single-handedly trying to save the world. Other days it just feels like an elaborate way to pay the rent. Both are true.

But on our best days, we remember our true mission: to make food that nourishes not just our bodies, but our souls. Wow, that got deep. Enjoy!

-Mr. Marbles